Dazzology is a true Lingovation. It simply means the study of all things RadioDAZZ. Yet, unlike many of its predecessor Lingovations throughout the evolution and fine-tuning of the Art Of Lingovating, it just spontaneously flew forth from my overworked mind via tactile transmission to the keyboard. (I'm not a spontaneous person; I am thoughtful and hesitant. Really. Just ask anyone who's seen me at a Viking funeral.)
Earlier Lingovations, while each a treasure in its own right, required much more cranial crunching and etymological stretchery than did the incredibly fluid "Dazzology".
On another subject, I actually heard a fellow (at an otherwise normal-seeming Walgreen's pharmacy) saying to a woman standing in the prescription "drop off" [sounds ominous, eh?] line, "He was a terrific host...very, very congenital." I had to turn away. It was shameful.
Well, Mr. Walgreen guy: I've got one for you. Perhaps you can tell it to somebody who is standing on line behind you when you next require the services of a Notary Republic...
"He was the first decent fellow to be born after countless generations of miserly grouches and misanthropes. Scientists suspect that his chipper disposition must have resulted from a congenial defect."
Douglas E Castle
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